stfu parents the elf on the shelf

Probably the best example of this type of trend is the growing popularity (somehow) of the Motherfucking Elf on the Shelf. Without Facebook.
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It's that time of year again. When parents drive themselves crazy concocting more and more outlandish ways to position their Elf on the Shelf. stfu parents the elf on the shelf What's inside the Elf on the Shelf?
Sometimes saying nothing at all is the greatest gift that a person can give. XO, but hold the peanut butter. These elves are up to some pretty naughty stuff. What all those "concerned moms" ought to be worried about is all the paranoia disorders their kids are going to grow up with because they are unwilling or unable to discipline their own kids and are using a fake Santa's helper to do it! Saying Goodbye to the Elf on the Shelf. WE GET IT, PARENTS!